there are literally billions and billions of things to do on the internet and im still bored
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
If you absolutely must leave your house to go to the beach this summer, be sure to protect yourself with these proven tips:
- Drink plenty of sunscreen.
- Get appropriate zoning permits for all sand castle construction.
- Introduce yourself to the lifeguards. They’ll be much more inclined to get up and do something if they can put a face to the cries for help.
- Though full of pristine sand and excellent surf, Iraq’s beaches are best avoided.
- If you spot a shark, quickly bite off your own arm to show it you’re a crazy motherfucker with nothing to lose.
- Blow on hot sand before stepping on it.
- Pay attention to boogie boarders. They rule.
- Wear a Life Jacket, Life Pants, and a Life Helmet.
a short comic i did for my english sci-fi final, about a girl and her android
talk about things taking forever @__@
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
gaining followers (✿◠‿◠)
getting asks (◡‿◡✿)
internet attention (◕‿◕✿)
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere