I always say my perfect song would sound like I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Whitney Houston) but have the lyrics and conviction of Leonard Cohen [x]
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
I love this comic more than you know
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.