Daisy, 17. Tina Belcher is my spirit animal

sleep:

there are literally billions and billions of things to do on the internet and im still bored

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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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funnyordie:

17 Ways to Stay Safe at the Beach this Summer
If you absolutely must leave your house to go to the beach this summer, be sure to protect yourself with these proven tips:

Drink plenty of sunscreen.
Get appropriate zoning permits for all sand castle construction.
Introduce yourself to the lifeguards. They’ll be much more inclined to get up and do something if they can put a face to the cries for help.
Though full of pristine sand and excellent surf, Iraq’s beaches are best avoided.
If you spot a shark, quickly bite off your own arm to show it you’re a crazy motherfucker with nothing to lose.
Blow on hot sand before stepping on it.
Pay attention to boogie boarders. They rule.
Wear a Life Jacket, Life Pants, and a Life Helmet.

Continue

funnyordie:

17 Ways to Stay Safe at the Beach this Summer

If you absolutely must leave your house to go to the beach this summer, be sure to protect yourself with these proven tips:

  • Drink plenty of sunscreen.
  • Get appropriate zoning permits for all sand castle construction.
  • Introduce yourself to the lifeguards. They’ll be much more inclined to get up and do something if they can put a face to the cries for help.
  • Though full of pristine sand and excellent surf, Iraq’s beaches are best avoided.
  • If you spot a shark, quickly bite off your own arm to show it you’re a crazy motherfucker with nothing to lose.
  • Blow on hot sand before stepping on it.
  • Pay attention to boogie boarders. They rule.
  • Wear a Life Jacket, Life Pants, and a Life Helmet.

Continue

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transparensie:

a short comic i did for my english sci-fi final, about a girl and her android

talk about things taking forever @__@

6.11.14

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gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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When I say shitty fanfics

mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

bring it

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otterboxes:

gaining followers (✿◠‿◠)

getting asks (◡‿◡✿)

internet attention (◕‿◕✿) 

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egbudiwe:

☆

egbudiwe:

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lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

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shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

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cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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inbalanced:

me:

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you:

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troyler-gang:

my life in two tabs

troyler-gang:

my life in two tabs

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